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Hello again

Welcome to another week of the SLF. I was actually in the district on the weekend and enjoyed a round of golf at the “Royal” and a couple of drinks (only a couple Guru) afterwards in the “Whitehouse”. Good to be back at the round table conference. The round table conference is not for the faint hearted because there is certainly plenty of measured ribbing that takes place. Very funny.

 

Oh McWebby you’ve done it again

Cereal “ hot toasty” maker Chris “Tangled” Webb hit a high note last weekend after his hottest toasty campaign reached its pinnacle.  Nearly all of the 20 golfers put caution to the wind an tried this weeks batch and it certainly didn’t disappoint as many a tear was shed due to the hotness of the new recipe toasties.  The new secret recipe is certain to get a run next summer at the Rupanyup bowls and my concern is that it might cause a fatal…..

 

Mother in law get’s one over Webby

Tangled Webb’s mother in law Shirley must have been visiting her daughter, the lovely Gaileen on Saturday and it just so happened that Shirley was heading back to Navarre right at the time Webby was playing the 6^th hole and right on que Shirley hit the horn to acknowledge here favourite son in law. This was right at the time when Webby was playing his approach shot and can you guess what happened next. Webb took a divot half the size of the Grand Canyon and the ball went about 3 feet. I just wonder what sort of trick Webb has in mind for Shirley the next time they cross paths…..Then again he mightn’t be game!!! 

 

Look out Kanya Hills

We have a problem, a massive problem. You see local Wallaloo fire captain Armand “Herbie” Duxson has informed me that if my former home the Kanya Hill (Bolangum Ranges) was threatened by fire then they would be in trouble. Herbie puts it all down to the competence of the surrounding fire brigade captains. Of course at Wallaloo we have his very self, at Gre Gre we have Peter “7/11” Knights and at Beazly’s Bridge we have Rueben “Rostron” Cheesman. Herbie describes it as “a shambles” and it doesn’t really matter who is in charge at Navarre because they would have no hope. But I personally think that all these guys are up to it and the we’re all in safe hands!!!!!

 

Larry the entertainment again

There was a small but quality gathering for Ben Duxson’s surprise 35^th birthday in Stawell last weekend and the dress theme was “American”. Well not many dressed up by our very own Gary “Larry” Cameron went as a beggar and was kitted out in all his begging gear and asking for money in exchange for his services.  I won’t say what services he was asking for but Larry managed to once again entertain the masses.

 

Larry runs for the dictionary

At the Major Drum wedding Larry was introduced by Dwain “Daryl” Duxson as “Arguably Marnoo’s most eccentric person” of which came the usual laugh and the following “what” from Larry. But it turns out the well educated Larry (Marnoo PS and Stawell Tech) was seen scouring through the “e” section of the dictionary last Monday morning.

 

A day on the couch

My spies tell me that leading district Agronomist Andrew “Clown” Newall teamed up with sidekicks Stewart “Smacker” MacPherson and Dwain “Daryl” Duxson last Friday night in Horsham. Daryl was reasonably smart as he headed home before midnight but the Clown and Smacka kicked on to the wee small hours of Saturday morning. Hence both those two were consigned to the couch on Saturday for they had officially “overcatered”.

 

That is all