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Another week gone
I must apologise for last week as I missed the deadline, I was in Orange for a conference and I couldn’t email out so I put it on the web and got someone to alert the editor of this wonderful publication. But it was all to late and in this game it’s all about deadlines. But old news isn’t bad news so this week we have a double whammy of the SLF. So sit back relax and enjoy.

33 bags by all reports
The carrier pigeon has arrived here in Yarrawonga with the news that Brain “Farmer” Healy’s crop near Marlene’s has gone a reported 33 bags to the acre in the old. I am just waiting for the next available pigeon to bring the results of what quality the grain was.

Agent on the move
Leading Landmark agent and former native Geoff McDougall has taken on the high profile role as livestock manager at Hay. McDougall has recieved rave reviews from grazier types in the district up there, so the Hay role will fit like a glove. I’m also told that his lovely wife Kylie didn’t think much of the golf course at Hillston.

Another agent changes colour of shirt
Reports hot off the press that staunch and loyal Elders Stawell agent Damien Harrington is about to trade his pink shirt in for a blue one. I’m told that the aggressive Rodwell’s has recruited the seasoned performer in a decision that will have the pink team fuming. Rodwell’s recruited no more than four high profile Elders Horsham agents only a couple of months ago.

Fish are biting
Leading “men about town” Gary “Councillor Larry” Cameron and Stewart “Smacka” MacPherson have started a Sunday ritual of fishing at the Marnoo reservoir. Last weekend they managed to catch on medium sized redfin and that would have been washed down with “several” red cans!!!

Probably had to be there
One of Rueben “Rostran” Cheesman’s loyal employees hales from Denmark of somewhere over there and he was driving the tractor the other day when the dash started flashing “communication problem”, he stopped immediately and went and found Rueben and said “the twactor is telling me I have communication problem, I thought only my wife said that not the flaming twactor”




Cricketer fall short
The cricketers fell short after an improved effort against Wycheproof last weekend but the year is slipping away from the MCC and is turning in to what Smacka described as a rebuilding year.


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