Grain growers busy
The grain growers in the district would be busy after the very timely rain event last weekend. All we need now is some genuine follow up. Most of Vic and SA had good rains but NSW missed out. I’m told that there is a bit of negativity from a few of the long range experts about in season rain for this season at least. Let’s hope they are wrong.

Footy trip
I managed to go to the footy at the MCG again this weekend, this time it was Essendon and Richmond. The crew this time consisted of former natives Andrew “Clown” Newall, his lovely wife Sue, David “Towser” Newall, John “Fruity” Nisbet and my Yarrawonga mate Dwain “Daryl” Duxson. It was an entertaining evening and that was enhanced when another former native Hayden “Howard” McLennan arrived for the “after party”.

No changes
After spending some time on the Gold Coast Howard has made the move back to Victoria and will call Melbourne home. Well I have to say in all that time he was away he hasn’t changed one bit. He is still up to plenty of mischief and muddling things up!!!!!

Entanglement turn 50
I’m told that Chris “Entanglement” Webb turned 50, apparently the local consumer enjoyed a couple of quiet ones over the weekend. That’s certainly been 50 entertaining years.

Funny story
I heard a very funny story over the weekend but it was just too rude to tell. Sorry about that, I probably shouldn’t have mentioned it.

The Royal
I haven’t had too many reports coming from the Royal but I have heard that the course is starting to look really good and with the famous legacy day coming up (June 14) club leaders are smiling.

Shiiiidddt
I spoke to entertainer Andy “Shiiiiddddt” Healy over the weekend and he hasn’t lost any of his funny traits even though he has been quite crook lately. He spent a few days in the Geelong hospital after a turn but has recovered OK. “A blokes a bloody rabbit” he said.

Story
I was just wondering if John “Jack” Cameron has started writing his story yet. Best seller I recon.

That’s all folks