Another week
Welcome to another week of the SLF. It’s been a relatively quiet news week and some of my spies have dropped off over the last couple of weeks. It has all been left to one of my spies who resides out Marnoo West way to provide most of this weeks content. Here we go…….

Man handling bar staff
I’m told from my intrepid spy that one Lois “Mrs Chopper” Johnson was handling the bar staff at the Tanya Duxson wedding. Apparently she was in fine touch and was only outdone by a respected Wallaloo East lady who was actually kissing the bar workers. I’m told they weren’t complaining.

Guru – man of the moment
SLF favourite and father of the bride Norm “Guru” Duxson apparently had his chest out until he hooked into his lavish meal and from then on it wasn’t the chest that was out it was his stomach!!

Herbie well behaved until…..
My spy tells me that renowned consumer Armand “Herbie” Duxson was told to take it easy at his sisters wedding. He managed to achieve that until the majority of the people left the event (I’m guessing it would be those refined Rupanyup folk) but I’m told by the end of the night he had a severe case of rye grass staggers.

Arrived lat and left early
Living Glenorchy legend Stewart “Smacka” MacPherson apparently arrived half way through the service and I’m also told he did something he very rarely does, he left early. I’m thinking the lovely Donna might have a bit to do with that!

Scam on the dam
I’m told that members of the little close knit community of Marnoo West has been gathering on John “Be my” Guest’s dam bank on a Friday night. Apparently lately there has been quite a gathering as chief organisers Mark “Pest” Raggatt and Bruce “Boffhead” Hendy have been taking joy rides in the canoe. I hope they can swim……

No longer
I heard a disturbing report last week that after this season the Moor Park golf course will be no longer. That’s sad because many of memorable moment have instigated from a golfing trip to Moor Park. Like the day Chris “Entanglement” Webb bingled the golf cart or the many long trips home in Guesty’s shaggin wagon. It won’t be the same anymore.




Golf underway
The golf season got underway last weekend with opening day at “The Royal”. I think Presidento Graeme “Grey skies above” Ellen is expecting a big season.

That’s all from me.